Retirement Plans: Are Nursing Homes in Your Retirement Plans?

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Home Finance Retirement Plans: Are Nursing Homes in Your Retirement Plans?
Published on August 9, 2011

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on a humorous note…

NURSING HOME ALTERNATIVE

Retirement PlansNo  NURSING HOME FOR me!!!
I’ll be checking into a Holiday Inn?With  the average cost for a nursing home care costing  $188.00 per day, there is a better way when we get old, and too feeble.

I’ve  already checked on reservations at the Holiday  Inn.

For  a combined long term stay discount and senior  discount, it’s $59.23 per  night.   Breakfast  is included, and some have happy hours in the afternoon.

That  leaves  $128.77 a day for lunch and dinner in any  restaurant I want, or room service, laundry,  gratuities and special TV  movies.

Plus,  they provide a spa, swimming pool, a workout room, a  lounge and washer-dryer,  etc.   Most  have free toothpaste and razors, and all have free  shampoo and soap.

$5 worth of tips a day you’ll have the entire staff  scrambling to help you.
And, they will treat you like a customer, not as a patient.
There’s  a city bus stop right out front, and seniors ride  free.
The  handicap bus will also pick you up, if you can fake a  decent limp).

To  meet other nice people your age, call a church bus on  Sundays.    For  a change of scenery, take the airport shuttle bus and  eat at one of the nice restaurants  there.

While  you’re at the airport, fly somewhere.  Otherwise,  the cash keeps building  up.

It  takes months to get into decent nursing homes, but any Holiday Inn will take your reservation  today.    And  you’re not stuck in one place forever — you can move from one Holiday Inn to another, or even from city to  city.

Want  to live in Hawaii?  They have Holiday Inns  there too.

TV  broken?  Light bulbs need changing?  Out of clean towels? Need a mattress replaced?  No problem..  Just call the front desk, they’ll fix everything, at no charge to youand apologize for the inconvenience.

The  Inn has a night security person and daily room  service. The maid checks everyday to see if you are ok.   If not, they’ll call an ambulance for you, ……. or the  undertaker, which ever the case might be.

If  you fall and break a hip, Medicare will pay for the  hip, and Holiday Inn will upgrade you to a suite, free, for  the rest of your life, if you promise not to sue them for the fall.


And  no worries about visits from family. They will always be glad to come and visit you, since you live in a hotel, and they’ll probably check in for a few days for a mini-vacation!

The grandkids can use the  pool, all they want, FREE!
What more could I ask for?   My retirement plans are complete!
OK, the retirement plans are complete, but the missing piece is where to find the MONEY for retirement.

 

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Sandra Noble
404-374-3384
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OBLE FINANCES
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OBLE & ASSOCIATES CONSULTING, INC

 

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