Tired Of Waiting For Service?

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Published on July 28, 2010

Emergency Room Wait?

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.  Not wanting to sit idle for four hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt  that I’d downloaded from the Internet.  When I went into the E.R. I noticed that three quarters of the people got up and left.  I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all.  Cut at least three hours off my waiting time.  Here’s the patch.  Feel free to use it next time you’re in need of faster emergency service.

Drivers License?

It also works at DMV. It saved me five hours.

Quick Wash?

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

How About McDonald’s?

Don’t try it at McDonald’s though.

The whole crew left and l never got my order.

Border Control Badge

OK, this is a joke…Not Political?


Superman had his kryptonite.

Illegal immigrants have the US Border Control.

Perhaps the use of Border Control badges is an alternative to the U.S. federal and Arizona’s illegal immigration laws…

Sandra Noble


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